reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(Source: slenclerman)
(Source: catsiel)
This college student graduated with her service dog, Hero, who got to wear a cap and gown too! BRB, my heart just melted, I’m mopping it up.
he is a dinosaur now
Are those… eyebrows?
no they are temporary mustache tattoos.
Oh good. I was worried for a second there.
(Source: isexualdisaster)
(Source: veganmovement2012)
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(Source: slenclerman)
This actually always made me really upset
I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.
^
(Source: alchimiedesetoiles)
you need this on your blog.
This gif caused me physical pain